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It is not that Claude Monet lied, it's just that.... notwithstanding the glory of his masterpieces, even an artistic savant of his kind fell short of capturing the beauty of Étretat. I know, I should watch my mouth but honestly, seeing is believing.

When my friend Chiu-Lin asked me to join her for a day trip to the little farm town in Normandy, I mindlessly said yes. I knew nothing about the place a part from images I Pinterest searched and then later, upon visiting the Museé d'Orsay, realised Monet had a mini love affair with it's shore lines. This was enough to convince me that I had to go and with the weather finally warming up, it was the opportune time! We booked an early morning train one Sunday, which perhaps to my own fault, we missed. With a little persistence and faith we eventually made it, albeit only 3 hours to explore. 


I could channel the sleeping poet inside of me and TRY in the most colourful diction to tell you how incredibly charming the beach and cliffs of Étretat are but I believe it would serve you and myself better if I simply helped you to see it for yourself.....
Yes, I am aware I look like a fisherman. I may or may not have done this on purpose.
Look details: HM Jacket| F21 Pull| Zara Trousers| New Balance Sneakers


How to Get There
Étretat is roughly 2 1/2 hours north of Paris in the Normandy region. Getting there is relatively easy but will require a bit of coordination. We booked our train via SNFC, direction Paris to Le Havre. The train departs from Paris Saint Lazare station and just so you wont get lost, the platforms are upstairs, above the metro and RER area. Typically trains headed towards Le Havre can be found on platforms 21-26 but you will have to check the massive black announcement board 20-15 mins before your departure time to know specifically on which platform your train can be found. If you’re unsure about something, be sure to ask the staff questions so you can avoid missing your train.

When you get to Le Havre, you will then need to take the line 24 bus in the direction Étretat. Bus stops are located behind the Le Havre train station and are numbered so you will have no trouble finding the right one. The bus costs 2 euros (one way) and you don't have to worry about purchasing a ticket inside the station as you can pay the driver directly. In Étretat, you will get off at the Tourism office. It pains me to write this LOL but forget about Google Maps this once. According to Google Maps the cliffs are a “20 mins walk away” from this point however, our better judgement to follow the crowd headed towards the town square and restaurant alleys resulted in a short 5 minutes stroll to the beach and cliff sides.



      
                                                                                                             
Before You Go
It would do you well to check the bus schedule of the line 24 bus especially if you plan on going on a Sunday or on a public holiday. This will also help you to time how long you will be able to stay in the town and plan activities accordingly within the time frame.

I suggest that you wear very comfortable shoes and clothes as to really enjoy the cliffs you will have to hike for about an hour (or more). Also, the beach is made up of small stones as opposed to sand so it might be easier to navigate in sneakers. Don’t forget your sunblock if you go late spring or during the summer season. 


Oh and if you’re anything like me pack snacks and water for the journey.


Of utmost priority and absolute essential to making this trip even more memorable, pack your camera! Etretat is so ridiculously beautiful, you will want to have evidence of your visit 1. for personal reverie and 2. to brandish on every social media platform (or in real life).

         








What to Do There 
Food
Chiu and I had planned to have a lovely seaside picnic but after a missed train and consequently hungry tummies, we scoffed half our food down while waiting at the line 24 bus stop in Le Havre, tres romantique. Upon arriving we realised we weren’t the only ones who had this same idea though, as there were other visitors scattered on the beach front picnicking as well.

If you’re not fond of traveling with food, Étretat has quite a few choices for dining. We encountered more than one Creperies, Mediterranean and Seafood restaurants with awesome seaside views. There are also several places to purchase ice cream and kids will be delighted to find cotton candy and other snacks readily available too.


                 
 

Activities
When you’ve had your fill, a stroll on the beach is highly recommended where you can explore caves or befriend birds. Otherwise, you can get right into the action and make your way to the top of the cliffs. The hike takes about an hour to an hour and a half depending on how long you break to be AWED by the incredible view. You might be tempted to stop halfway up but I promise you, going all the way up is more than worth it. If it is any incentive, the photo aesthetics improve with every level you go up.

Paid activities are also available including a boat tour, kayaking and paddle boarding. On the way up the cliffs, you will pass a golf course as well, so that might also be an option if you’re interested ;)



For kids, there are little activities on the dock like riding a carousel to keep them entertained for a while. If you’re up for more hiking, on the other side of the beach is a church perched on the top of a hill known as the Notre Dame de la Garde, even though I hadnt the time to make the trek, I'm sure it's also something worth seeing.

*I didn’t see anyone swimming while I was there so I can’t say for sure if it is possible. I also went in April when the temperature was 15 degrees (celsius) so perhaps that was the reason.*



3 hours was simply not enough time to really enjoy the town so I didn't get to snap photos of the caves or church or other small town gems. Nevertheless, the little I did see warrants high recommendation. If you are in Paris and have a free day, you MUST visit Étretat. Whether it is with family (it’s dog friendly!), for a romantic day with your special someone or just an outing with friends who share an appetite for adventure, I promise you, it’s a Must-See!


until next time,

Do Good, Dress Well
xTAR 



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When I turned 25 I decided that I should start eating tomatoes partly because as a pescatarian one has very little room to discriminate against veggies but mostly because my quarter life crisis was indicative of the desire to feel grown up. Higher up on my "ADULTING" priority list however was owning perfume. 

I 
know..
I'm a tad bit ridiculous...
(how have you never owned perfume?! You're 25?!) 

Growing up I fell in love with Bath & Body Work's cucumber melon lotion and bodysplash and never felt the need to add any other fragrance to the line up. If you've ever smelt this divine scent, you know its heavenly, so for me it was enough. Admittedly though whenever I had a "big" night on the town planned I would sneak my way into my mom's inventory and doused myself in anything that had a designer label on it; talking about you Gucci Eau de Parfum. It was a conversation starter tactic; "You smell good. What are wearing" "Why thank you" followed by a vainglorious "It's Gucci."

Anyhow, turns out real demands of adulting concerns itself much less with superficial indulgences so 25 was spent largely fragrance free.  I am proud to announce however that I ushered in 26 with the essence of a grown woman, DONNA.

Choosing the right perfume was a bit of a challenge because I am very particular. I knew I wanted something subtle but still enchanting and most definitely it had to smell luxurious. I remember how impressed I used to be with my father's cologne collection and how its caused me to be utterly fascinated with "smell-good" people LOL. I wanted to have this same effect on anyone I encountered. 

It took me all of three days wandering around Sephora and Marionnaud stores, spraying and sniffing. Valentino's Donna was actually one of the very first ones I tried and immediately loved and after going through the Chanels, Tom Fords, Guccis and the likes, I realised that it complemented me the most. Not too floral or intense, its precisely how I imagined my 26yr old self should smell. In true Piscean sentimental hoopla I was also sold on the fact that Donna means Lady in Italian and since the purchase was a symbolic gesture of "womanhood" it was obviously THE ONE. To an extent I would even say the description of the scent is actually a pretty fair parallel of myself; 

Valentino Donna, a hint of elegance, fragility, irreverence, and candour. Sensuous and independent she is capable of sudden passion and unexpected shyness.

I know you must be wondering how bored can a person possibly be to make an event out of purchasing perfume, but listen, I once read that "A woman who doesn't wear perfume has no future." Considering that 25 is reasonable age to take your future seriously, it only makes sense that one should do right by herself and start taking progressive steps.   All of this to say, I have perfume. I'm a grown up-ish lady. Be proud. Voila!

until next time......

Do Good, Dress Well
xTAR 




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Its a well known adage, life is full of ups and downs. I think now more than ever I can attest to that. After continuously experiencing a series of low points I decided to uproot my life in Jamaica and move to France for a change of scenery. 

I had a stable job, still lived with my mother so was paying no rent and was surrounded by family and good friends. I left that behind for a less than minimum wage job, a rent that was half my salary, and no comfort of the familiar. Why?

When by design you are inherently creative but feel no spark of inspiration; When you are by nature a dreamer but instead feel only sleep deprived; When you've always sided with optimism but feel like you're running thin on hope....leaving becomes a fairly easy decision to make.

There were many moments of doubt and questioning of my sanity especially considering that my destination was a whole new world, with a completely different culture and not to mention a language I had little or NO experience with (& still don't). But, I was ready for something different.

In true Tanaka fashion I made a very clumsy entrance (read: falling down the escalator- luggage & all- and bruising my knee) into Paris on September 28th. I foolishly told my handler I could "figure out" the train system and even though it was a terrible struggle I eventually did with some help. I had taken a 4 hour coach from Kingston to Montego Bay the previous day, then a 10 hour flight to Brussels, a 2 hour train to Paris Nord and finally a 1 hour train from the city centre to a small town called Mennecy. I remember during the final train ride how exhausted I was and how I held back tears thinking about the mess I made of myself in the train station trying to navigate my way in broken French and wondering if I made the right decision to come. I genuinely thought, "this might be a sign of how your entire time here will be" but then I decided to shake the feeling and just thanked God I made it so far in one piece.

That was one of my most difficult days in France. Of course, -6 FROID days, many sleepless nights due to high anxieties, running low on funds, winter blues and the struggle of being very green to the French language have also proved trying but faith kept me going. That and...... Paris *heart eyes*.

In spite of my turbulent start, I was VERY fortunate to have been hosted by the nicest and most hospitable family. I know without doubt that had it not been for Robert and Nadia (designated French Mom & Dad), I would probably have had an entirely different story to tell about France. I am truly grateful I was bless with them (and also their adorable and brilliant boys Lilio and Noam) as they helped a lot with getting settled in France, finding my own place etc etc.

For work, I was assisting english teachers. The students for the most part were great and I can honestly say I have become genuine friends with a few. I wished my French was better so I could have connected with others who weren't so strong in English and this remains something I'm very sad about..

I didn't practice my French enough during my stay and do feel a bit awful about it because in truth there were many missed opportunities. I don't have an excuse and won't make one up as to why my French never improved. I was interested to learn but there were many days I had no drive. French is a difficult language to learn and I (naively) I hoped diffusion would be on my side but sadly, it wasn't (surprise surprise). I remember attempting to study via videos on my laptop and being woken up by drool (eww) LOL. I watched the news with my housemates, stuck post-its around the house and attempted to watch movies but I wasn't connecting with the language. It is an intimidating language, for me at least, and unfortunately I didn't put enough effort into conquering my fears. I often times feel like a hypocrite too, teaching students a new language and encouraging them not to give up when I had done just that.

Unfortunately, I also got very comfortable because in my favourite place, P A R I S, most people spoke (some) English. There is something about this place that really only "magic" could suffice as a reasonable description. This is not to say it hasn't flaws, in fact, I like to tell people that the balance of over-price everything, pissed-stenched streets and metro stations, dog crap everywhere, astounding amounts of homelessness and shady characters waiting for an opportune moment to rip you off are like constant reality checks. Still, what a world to experience. Actually, its a universe on its own hosting many different worlds. I love that every time I would portal into one of these worlds I have vastly different experiences, many beautiful, some strange, others marvelling but always charming. I got lost in many museums, took long walks in galleries and parks when the weather permitted, passed some unforgettable happy hours with new friends from all corners of the earth and discovered genuine happiness in very unlikely ways/ places/ faces.



Yet still fear and low self-esteem was something that I could hardly shake. Whether it was regrettably cutting off all my hair in hopes of having an edgier look or trying to get control of acne with another new derma system that I couldn't afford to upkeep, the constant need to blend in with naturally beautiful barefaced well-dressed women who swarmed Paris was hard to overcome. I stopped blogging because I didn't quite ooze the Parisian essence (turns out diffusion doesn't work in this aspect of life either) and failed to realise I could have etched my own Parisian masterpiece or scripted my own Parisian scene. Fear of failing to capture a beautiful story of my supposedly beautiful new life caused me to cave and stopped me from doing something I used to genuinely enjoy. I consequently felt very lonely and actually started liking it too much which kept me from meeting actual French people and then feeling sad about it and even thinking that I might grow up to be a spinster because its Friday evening and I'm already in bed at 9:30 and not taking a drink with beautiful foreign people at a noisy Parisian bar. Whaddah mad girl life.

So, here I am again in the face of another turbulent transition with less than 2 months to go before I pack up my life in Paris to make my way back home, with even more impending madness ahead considering I have no secured job or sureties waiting for me. One can only imagine the anxieties that comes with this. If you're not sure of the kind, its the one that feels like paralysis and makes you want to stay in bed and never move and hope that the world will just stop or at least forget about you long enough so you can figure things out. Then, this morning it hit me over a serving of pakoras and a Proverb:
Proverbs 3: 5-6
Trust in the Lord with all thine heart and lean not unto thine own understanding. In all thy ways acknowledge him and he shall direct thy path.

I spent too much time trying to control things I can't and be someone/ something I am not. I didn't let go of the mess I was so desperately trying to get away from. Fortunately, it is not too late. With the scripture as my mantra, I intend to spend my final moments here much in the way it began; steadfast in faith that things will work out. I mean, I didn't blow up to become the coolest style blogger who ever did it from Jamaica or pinpoint a specific career route for the next few years or learn to speak French or even get swept off my feet by a bearded Paname hipster with nice shoes BUT still, so far Ive had one of the most invaluable life experiences I could ever dream of and I'm learning that that's more than enough. I learned to cook, became friends with some awesome people from 6 of the 7 continents, saw the Mona Lisa like 5 times (juts because), can tell a Picasso piece from a mile away, watched the Eiffel tower sparkle countless times, dog sit for a whole week and managed to keep it alive, survived a whole week on 3 euros, learned about and eaten an impressive amount of cheese and became a significantly more cultured and responsible version of myself. Not Nobel prize worthy stuff, but hey, I think they count for something.

As its not quite over yet, I hope this serves as a good enough "update" for those of you who were wondering. I still have a few more weeks to make the most of so I'll keep you posted on how it goes... (I promise this time).

until next time......

Do Good, Dress Well
xTAR 


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Coucou!
When I began writing this blog I thought: Where do I start? It is this same thought that struck me at 12am Jan 1st 2017. (My good fortune would have it that I started in Paris, unfortunately sans champagne....but I digress) If you're anything like me you're both excited and anxious about turning a new leaf. Luckily for me however, experience has taught that there are so many opportunities that await us when we embrace new beginnings.

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Salut! I finally completed my second book while en route to my new home, France! (I will tell you more soon ^.^) Unfortunately my days in Jamaica were so hectic with work that I started reading this book about 3 months ago and never got a chance to finish. My travels however which included one 4 hour coach ride, a 10 hour flight and 3 trains, provided me with ample time to complete my reading *twitches*.

Even though I'm not 100% settled in as yet, I have been so eager to get back on course with my blogging and to share my thoughts on The Master of Us All | Balenciaga: His Workrooms, His World by Mary Blume! So, without further adieu.....


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Hey dolls!
If you're following my Instagram (which I know you are), you would have realised I spent a few days in Panama this past week! While my trip was purely for business, grossly unplanned and tightly budgeted, I still managed to gain some memorable experiences. During my stay I didn't take the typical tourist route and visit the Canal or do any paid attractions for that matter. Here are some of my favourite and FREE things to do in Panama City:

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You probably didn't give it much thought but ladies, this summer, you NEED a stripe cover-up pants for the beach!
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